I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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