Don't you send me to vm
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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