They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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