All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
only you would photoshop your dick
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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