She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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