Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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