we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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