I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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