i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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