but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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