end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
