Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
What changed your mind?
Being sober
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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