so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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