Cold hands, warm shart.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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