I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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