Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
The ass gains better be worth it
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