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(419): View more from Ohio

I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."

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(778): View more from British Columbia

You're perfectly engineered for doggy style

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(302): View more from Delaware

Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits

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(661): View more from California

Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half

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(231): View more from Michigan

I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.

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(419): View more from Ohio

His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.

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