barbara walters just said penis...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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