If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize