Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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