is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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