guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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