are you still at the devil's house?
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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