i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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