I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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