hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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