These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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