yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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