All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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