My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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