At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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