She's JV to your varsity
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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