i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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