so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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