dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
