When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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