im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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