He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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