I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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