on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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