why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
