marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
We're like a lot better than the average bears
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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