i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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