she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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