youre lurking in front of me
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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