Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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