oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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