You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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