she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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