I hope mine doesn't look like that
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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