carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize