If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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