You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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