ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
it glows. i had to have it.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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