R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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