what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize
