he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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