Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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