She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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